{"id":3826,"date":"2025-12-17T05:25:59","date_gmt":"2025-12-17T05:25:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thedirtypleasureshow.com\/index.php\/product\/got-time-for-a-quickie-t-shirt-funny-graphic-tee-with-bold-black-pink-text\/"},"modified":"2025-12-28T04:39:32","modified_gmt":"2025-12-28T04:39:32","slug":"got-time-for-a-quickie-t-shirt-funny-graphic-tee-with-bold-black-pink-text","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/thedirtypleasureshow.com\/index.php\/product\/got-time-for-a-quickie-t-shirt-funny-graphic-tee-with-bold-black-pink-text\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Got Time&#8221; Show \u2014Graphic Tee"},"content":{"rendered":"<table id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\">\n<thead>\n<tr>\n<th style=\"padding: 10px;\"><\/th>\n<th style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\">S<\/th>\n<th style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\">M<\/th>\n<th style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\">L<\/th>\n<th style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\">XL<\/th>\n<th style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\">2XL<\/th>\n<th style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\">3XL<\/th>\n<th style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\">4XL<\/th>\n<th style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\">5XL<\/th>\n<\/tr>\n<\/thead>\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed;\">Width, in<\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed;\">18.00<\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed;\">20.00<\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed;\">22.00<\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed;\">24.00<\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed;\">26.00<\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed;\">28.00<\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed;\">30.00<\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed;\">32.00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed;\">Length, in<\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed;\">28.00<\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed;\">29.00<\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed;\">30.00<\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed;\">31.00<\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed;\">32.00<\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed;\">33.00<\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed;\">34.00<\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed;\">35.00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed;\">Sleeve length (from center back), in<\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed;\">15.10<\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed;\">16.50<\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed;\">18.00<\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed;\">19.50<\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed;\">21.00<\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed;\">22.40<\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed;\">23.70<\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed;\">25.00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed;\">Size tolerance, in<\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed;\">1.50<\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed;\">1.50<\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed;\">1.50<\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed;\">1.50<\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed;\">1.50<\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed;\">1.50<\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed;\">1.50<\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed;\">1.50<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>This classic crew-neck tee brings a bold, playful attitude to everyday wear. The front text combines strong black type with a punchy pink script for a cheeky, confident statement that reads clearly from a distance. Made from midweight, smooth cotton, the shirt holds printed details crisply while feeling breathable and relaxed. Wear it layered under a jacket for nights out or solo with jeans when you want a quick, spirited look that says you\u2019re not taking things too seriously.<\/p>\n<p>Product features<br \/>\n&#8211; Twill shoulder tape to prevent stretching<br \/>\n&#8211; Tubular, side-seam-free knit for cleaner lines<br \/>\n&#8211; Ribbed, seam-free collar for long-lasting shape<br \/>\n&#8211; Medium-weight 100% cotton (solid colors) \u2014 smooth, durable print surface<br \/>\n&#8211; DTG and DTF printing for sharp front and sleeve details<\/p>\n<p>Care instructions<br \/>\n&#8211; Non-chlorine: bleach as needed<br \/>\n&#8211; Do not iron<br \/>\n&#8211; Do not dryclean<br \/>\n&#8211; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)<br \/>\n&#8211; Tumble dry: low heat<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><small><strong>Pay over time available.<\/strong><br \/>\nCheckout with Klarna, Afterpay, or Affirm \u2014 split it up and keep it moving.<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":3960,"template":"","meta":{"ocean_post_layout":"","ocean_both_sidebars_style":"","ocean_both_sidebars_content_width":0,"ocean_both_sidebars_sidebars_width":0,"ocean_sidebar":"0","ocean_second_sidebar":"0","ocean_disable_margins":"enable","ocean_add_body_class":"","ocean_shortcode_before_top_bar":"","ocean_shortcode_after_top_bar":"","ocean_shortcode_before_header":"","ocean_shortcode_after_header":"","ocean_has_shortcode":"","ocean_shortcode_after_title":"","ocean_shortcode_before_footer_widgets":"","ocean_shortcode_after_footer_widgets":"","ocean_shortcode_before_footer_bottom":"","ocean_shortcode_after_footer_bottom":"","ocean_display_top_bar":"default","ocean_display_header":"default","ocean_header_style":"","ocean_center_header_left_menu":"0","ocean_custom_header_template":"0","ocean_custom_logo":0,"ocean_custom_retina_logo":0,"ocean_custom_logo_max_width":0,"ocean_custom_logo_tablet_max_width":0,"ocean_custom_logo_mobile_max_width":0,"ocean_custom_logo_max_height":0,"ocean_custom_logo_tablet_max_height":0,"ocean_custom_logo_mobile_max_height":0,"ocean_header_custom_menu":"0","ocean_menu_typo_font_family":"0","ocean_menu_typo_font_subset":"","ocean_menu_typo_font_size":0,"ocean_menu_typo_font_size_tablet":0,"ocean_menu_typo_font_size_mobile":0,"ocean_menu_typo_font_size_unit":"px","ocean_menu_typo_font_weight":"","ocean_menu_typo_font_weight_tablet":"","ocean_menu_typo_font_weight_mobile":"","ocean_menu_typo_transform":"","ocean_menu_typo_transform_tablet":"","ocean_menu_typo_transform_mobile":"","ocean_menu_typo_line_height":0,"ocean_menu_typo_line_height_tablet":0,"ocean_menu_typo_line_height_mobile":0,"ocean_menu_typo_line_height_unit":"","ocean_menu_typo_spacing":0,"ocean_menu_typo_spacing_tablet":0,"ocean_menu_typo_spacing_mobile":0,"ocean_menu_typo_spacing_unit":"","ocean_menu_link_color":"","ocean_menu_link_color_hover":"","ocean_menu_link_color_active":"","ocean_menu_link_background":"","ocean_menu_link_hover_background":"","ocean_menu_link_active_background":"","ocean_menu_social_links_bg":"","ocean_menu_social_hover_links_bg":"","ocean_menu_social_links_color":"","ocean_menu_social_hover_links_color":"","ocean_disable_title":"default","ocean_disable_heading":"default","ocean_post_title":"","ocean_post_subheading":"","ocean_post_title_style":"","ocean_post_title_background_color":"","ocean_post_title_background":0,"ocean_post_title_bg_image_position":"","ocean_post_title_bg_image_attachment":"","ocean_post_title_bg_image_repeat":"","ocean_post_title_bg_image_size":"","ocean_post_title_height":0,"ocean_post_title_bg_overlay":0.5,"ocean_post_title_bg_overlay_color":"","ocean_disable_breadcrumbs":"default","ocean_breadcrumbs_color":"","ocean_breadcrumbs_separator_color":"","ocean_breadcrumbs_links_color":"","ocean_breadcrumbs_links_hover_color":"","ocean_display_footer_widgets":"default","ocean_display_footer_bottom":"default","ocean_custom_footer_template":"0","omw_enable_modal_window":"enable"},"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[100,106],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-3826","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_cat-podcast-merch","7":"product_cat-quickies-merch","9":"entry","10":"has-media","12":"first","13":"instock","14":"taxable","15":"shipping-taxable","16":"purchasable","17":"product-type-variable","18":"has-default-attributes","19":"has-product-nav","20":"col","21":"span_1_of_3","22":"owp-content-center","23":"item-entry","24":"owp-thumbs-layout-horizontal","25":"owp-btn-normal","26":"owp-tabs-layout-horizontal"},"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedirtypleasureshow.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/3826","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedirtypleasureshow.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedirtypleasureshow.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/thedirtypleasureshow.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/3826\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4281,"href":"https:\/\/thedirtypleasureshow.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/3826\/revisions\/4281"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedirtypleasureshow.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3960"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedirtypleasureshow.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedirtypleasureshow.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=3826"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedirtypleasureshow.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=3826"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedirtypleasureshow.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=3826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}