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New year energy \u2014 After Dark.<\/p>\n

Ring in the New Year with an After Dark twist.<\/p>\n

The New Year. New Body Count.<\/strong> tee delivers bold humor with zero apologies. Designed to spark laughs, side-eyes, and conversations, this shirt is perfect for gag gifts, nights out, or anyone who enjoys pushing the joke just far enough.<\/p>\n

Printed on a Gildan 5000 unisex tee<\/strong>, this shirt offers a structured, comfortable fit that holds up wear after wear. Whether you\u2019re outside, staying in, or minding your business, this tee fits the mood.<\/p>\n

Limited holiday run. No restocks guaranteed.<\/p>\n

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Product Details<\/h3>\n
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    Blank:<\/strong> Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Fit:<\/strong> Unisex \/ Classic fit<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Fabric:<\/strong> 100% cotton<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Print Method:<\/strong> DTG (Direct-to-Garment)<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Color:<\/strong> Black<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Sizes:<\/strong> S\u20133XL<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Neck Label:<\/strong> Printed inner neck label (Quickies Show Merch + QR)<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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    This is a classic unisex fit.
    Size up for an oversized look.<\/p>\n

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    Care Instructions<\/h3>\n

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      Machine wash cold<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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      Tumble dry low<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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      Do not iron directly on print<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

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      <\/th>\nS<\/th>\nM<\/th>\nL<\/th>\nXL<\/th>\n2XL<\/th>\n3XL<\/th>\n4XL<\/th>\n5XL<\/th>\n<\/tr>\n<\/thead>\n
      Width, in<\/td>\n18.00<\/td>\n20.00<\/td>\n22.00<\/td>\n24.00<\/td>\n26.00<\/td>\n28.00<\/td>\n30.00<\/td>\n32.00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
      Length, in<\/td>\n28.00<\/td>\n29.00<\/td>\n30.00<\/td>\n31.00<\/td>\n32.00<\/td>\n33.00<\/td>\n34.00<\/td>\n35.00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
      Sleeve length (from center back), in<\/td>\n15.10<\/td>\n16.50<\/td>\n18.00<\/td>\n19.50<\/td>\n21.00<\/td>\n22.40<\/td>\n23.70<\/td>\n25.00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
      Size tolerance, in<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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      EU representative<\/strong>: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY<\/p>\n

      Product information<\/strong>: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC<\/p>\n

      Warnings, Hazard<\/strong>: For adults, Made in Nicaragua<\/p>\n

      Care instructions<\/strong>: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

      New year energy \u2014 After Dark. Ring in the New Year with an After Dark twist. The New Year. New Body Count. tee delivers bold humor with zero apologies. Designed to spark laughs, side-eyes, and conversations, this shirt is perfect for gag gifts, nights out, or anyone who enjoys pushing the joke just far enough. 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