{"id":4474,"date":"2025-12-31T16:23:41","date_gmt":"2025-12-31T22:23:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thedirtypleasureshow.com\/index.php\/product\/corn-site-tee\/"},"modified":"2025-12-31T20:16:47","modified_gmt":"2026-01-01T02:16:47","slug":"corn-site-tee","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/thedirtypleasureshow.com\/index.php\/product\/corn-site-tee\/","title":{"rendered":"Corn Site Tee"},"content":{"rendered":"

You know me?
Oh\u2026 from that corn site.<\/em><\/h3>\n

This Quickies\u2122 tee is for the internet-literate, the overly observant, and anyone who\u2019s watched folks do the absolute most\u2014then act brand new about it.<\/h3>\n

Designed for everyday wear with a clean, bold chest print and a subtle punchline that lands exactly<\/em> where it should. Dress it up, dress it down, or wear it while minding everyone else\u2019s business.<\/h3>\n

Because sometimes\u2026 silence is loud.
And sometimes the shirt says it for you.<\/h3>\n
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FEATURES \/ BULLET POINTS<\/h2>\n
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  • Premium soft cotton feel<\/li>\n
  • High-quality chest print<\/li>\n
  • True-to-size fit<\/li>\n
  • Lightweight and breathable<\/li>\n
  • Designed for everyday wear<\/li>\n
  • Quickies\u2122 original design<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
    \n

    FIT & SIZING<\/h2>\n
      \n
    • True to size<\/li>\n
    • Size up for a relaxed fit<\/li>\n
    • Size down for a more fitted look<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
      \n

      MATERIALS<\/h2>\n
        \n
      • \n

        100% Cotton<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

        \n

        CARE INSTRUCTIONS<\/h2>\n
          \n
        • Machine wash cold<\/li>\n
        • Wash inside out<\/li>\n
        • Do not iron directly on print<\/li>\n
        • Tumble dry low or hang dry<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
          \n

          COLOR OPTIONS<\/h2>\n
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          • \n

            Black<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
            <\/th>\nS<\/th>\nM<\/th>\nL<\/th>\nXL<\/th>\n2XL<\/th>\n3XL<\/th>\n4XL<\/th>\n5XL<\/th>\n<\/tr>\n<\/thead>\n
            Width, in<\/td>\n18.00<\/td>\n20.00<\/td>\n22.00<\/td>\n24.00<\/td>\n26.00<\/td>\n28.00<\/td>\n30.00<\/td>\n32.00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
            Length, in<\/td>\n28.00<\/td>\n29.00<\/td>\n30.00<\/td>\n31.00<\/td>\n32.00<\/td>\n33.00<\/td>\n34.00<\/td>\n35.00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
            Sleeve length (from center back), in<\/td>\n15.10<\/td>\n16.50<\/td>\n18.00<\/td>\n19.50<\/td>\n21.00<\/td>\n22.40<\/td>\n23.70<\/td>\n25.00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
            Size tolerance, in<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

            \n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

             <\/p>\n

            EU representative<\/strong>: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY<\/p>\n

            Product information<\/strong>: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC<\/p>\n

            Warnings, Hazard<\/strong>: For adults, Made in Nicaragua<\/p>\n

            Care instructions<\/strong>: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dry clean.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

            You know me?Oh\u2026 from that corn site. This Quickies\u2122 tee is for the internet-literate, the overly observant, and anyone who\u2019s watched folks do the absolute most\u2014then act brand new about it. Designed for everyday wear with a clean, bold chest print and a subtle punchline that lands exactly where it should. Dress it up, dress 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